Mystery Science Theater 3000 1st Beth Cable Theme

Love theme from TDMST3K:

In the not-too-distant future,
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a gal named Beth
Not too different from you or me.
She worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another pretty face in a red jumpsuit.
She did a good job cleaning up the place,
But her bosses didn't like her
So they shot her into space!

Blaineley: We'll send her cheesy movies,
Courtney: The worst we can find
Both: La-la-la
Courtney: She'll have to sit and watch them all
Blaineley: And we'll monitor her mind
Both: La-la-la

Now keep in mind Beth can't control
When the movies begin or end (La-la-la)
Because she used the special parts
To make her robot friends

Beth: Robot Roll Call!

Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crooooow!

If you wonder how she eats or breathes
and other science facts (La-la-la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax"
For Total! Drama! Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (C) 1988-2016 Shout! Factory/Best Brains
Total Drama (C) Pertsch/McGillis Productions/FreshTV/Cake Distribution/FremantleMedia North America